collegehumor:

Marines in Afghanistan Pose with Mustache Guns

In the practical art of war, the best thing of all is to look fancy.

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collegehumor:

Sign Judges Those Who Take the Escalator

Does this escalator make me look fat?

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collegehumor:

Report Cards Through Life [click for more]

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defranco:

Someone sent this to me this morning. It hurts my head that there are people this talented.

Forgot this thing exsisted.. sup!

Large glass, fill with crushed ice, pour 50ml of Jim Beam Red Stag and fill the rest with Cherry coke.

Enjoy the shit out of it.

holy mother of god … get in my life?

(via everykingdom)

collegehumor:

Honest X-Box Achievement

But only to buy a new game.

 Must … own … shirt

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Awesome day,

2 bottles of JD and 1 Jim Beam with big ass dinner,

Just watched the new Lee Evans and Keith Lemon dvd, now off to crash …

… oh, and it sounds like my mum is saying ‘Thank you’ for the expensive gifts she got spoilt with today. Its a good fucking job i got me some new headphones, G’night bitches

gimme’ all your cookies